l'homme
gabe x william
nc17 (blowjayz~)
authornote: as someone who thoroughly appreciates the differences between femininity and masculinity, this prompt from anon_lovefest really, really spoke to me. op, i hope you like it. it gets a little filthy at points, i'm not gonna lie, but the situation kind of ran away with me.


( read! )

gone batty
pg13 for language
gen
authornote: for this prompt from anon_lovefest. it's a little random. sorry 'bout that.



( read! )

no way but our own
rated pg13
don't know how many words
an: written at ass o'clock in the morning because i couldn't sleep before i wrote something adorable-ish. picture from sexisnottheenemy.


( you can't fool the children of the revolution )

Taking an internet hiatus, guys. There's other stuff I need to deal with atm. I'll talk to all of you later and I hope you have a super-awesome summer for the while that I won't be online to check in and find out. :} Ilyguise! SO MUCH. ♥

ETA: screening comments in case anyone tosses me contact info. ;P (lol haaai mikey.)

uhm, hey guys, quick question!

so. i'm an art student. that's what i do. if i started taking like...not 'commissions' per se, because i wouldn't be charging anything, but like. i want to draw more, but i don't always have ideas as far as what to draw, or i have awesome ideas but can't quite match what i have in my head so i get frustrated and i stop. if i started taking requests, would you guys be interested in submitting ideas?

keep in mind, it might take me awhile to finish, depending on what kind of homework i have and what my work schedule looks like once i finally manage to get a job. and, you know, depending on how well it turns out if you'd be interested in having a copy of it i'd be more than glad to run down to kinko's or wherever and get a nice, big print made to send to you. i'd like to keep the original artwork for my portfolio, but.

anyway, long story short: would you be interested in offering requests for free drawings? i'm trying to get better specifically with the human body and with color, so you could feel free to get as fanciful as you'd like, and i could post them in stages with the pencil art or whatever coming first and then some in progress shots as i go along.

(sorry for being so verbose but i'm not really sure how good of an idea this actually is so i'm having nervous word-vomit-y side effects.)

anywho, what d'you think?

yes or no? or maybe! maybe is also an option!

thanks darlings. ♥♥

eta: it wouldn't have to be bandom related, just so you know. it could be anything, from an original character that you love to fanart. i don't do anime so much so it'd be more along the semi-realistic lines, but you could ask for anime anyway.

like fire from a busted gun
Petronella Wentz/Ashlee Simpson
NC17
wordcount: 1310
authornote: Just a little thing I wrote awhile back. :} Hope you like it. Title and cut text belong to Interpol.



( we've got so much to leave but that's not what makes this right. we've been building up steam, ignited by this fight, so do this thing with me. )

For those of you who are on my Flist but are not a part of anon_lovefest, have some Joe Trohman/Brian Schechter porn. :D

Unorthodox
nc17
Brian Schechter x JoeTroh
authornote: I'm going to preface this by saying that I don't know very much about Judaism. Sorry about any and all details that are horrifically inaccurate.


( & should they kill me, your love will fill me as warm as the bullets. i'll know my purpose. this war was worth this. i won't let you down. alive with love, alive with love. )

By All Ambitious Thoughts
Bob Bryar x Brian Schechter
NC17
authornote: This was written for bandomficathon. The whole thing wasn't finished by the due date, hence the reason it's taken me so long to get it posted. It's kind of incredibly cheesy, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. ♥

( a neverinaband!au. for charity! )

So, simplemitosis and I accidentally created an AU full of bandom kids. Not canonical bandom kids, of course, because that would be way too easy. Anyway, we made up all the bandom!bb's, and then, because we couldn't just leave well enough alone we paired them off.

Because I'm in the sharing mood at the moment, have some fic that I've started writing about said band!bb's.

(For the record, Harvey Way is five years older than Tugger Bryar. Corey Bryar, Tug's older brother, is one of Harvey's best friends. ...just so you guys know who the fuck I'm talking about.)

( Back here, 'cause I'm a space saver. )

Yeah, I'm kind of lame. *facepalm*

( So, remember that AU I was writing where Jon is a jaded corporate lackey who's wooed by indie!hippie!professional artist!Butcher? )


In other, non-bandom related news: my teacher nicknamed me "Powerhouse" in class today, which was kind of flattering but also mildly embarrassing because it's a class of six or so kids so I feel really awkward having attention drawn to me. But whatever, class was fun, I continue to love life drawing, and I'm wearing two pairs of pants.

Yeah, you heard me. Two pairs of pants. Or, well, actually sweatpants with leggings and mid-calf-high Christmas socks, but whatever! Totally the same gist, yeah? It's taking auxiliary heat just to keep the temperature in my apartment at 65, yo. This shit is ridiculous. I'm from the desert. Never before in my life have I had to wear two pairs of pants, a scarf, a hat, and a jacket before going across the street to get into my friend's car to drive the block and a half to class. I'm not really sure what to do with myself, as I don't deal well with cold. :/

Speaking of cold! I had a most alarming dream last night. It centered around a young man - and his trusty dog - who was living in a futuristic time where all power across the world had cut out and God had apparently announced that he was going to enact another natural disaster on par with Noah's flood. Except that this time, he was going to unleash a blizzard on the entire planet. Anyway, this kid - who is technically not a kid as he is like, 25, but whatever - says his prayers with his family, who are all devout and going to be put into like, a sleeping spell for the deep freeze. And the kid decides that instead of going into that cryogenic state he'd rather just prepare himself for some serious camping and take his dog out and rough it on the frozen tundra that God creates. He explains it to his family, who is severely against this horrible idea, by telling them that God wanted people to live, and to experience things, and he wants to really do that. He's pretty sure the Big Guy is backing him on this, but his family remains unconvinced. Anyway, they go into their little slumber and he digs himself out of the house after the first snow starts to pile up. And then I sort of watched him while he was on his adventure for a while, but a girl from one of my classes showed up and then I had to recap her so I lost track of him when he fell through some ice. I'm pretty sure he was okay, though.

So I woke up at like, 4 o'clock this morning, took a shower, had a bowl of cereal, the usual morning routine. Except that apparently sleep deprived!Becca equals ridiculously paranoid!Becca. I heard what turned out to be the garbage truck - didn't know that at the time! - and thought someone was trying to break into the house, so I spent a good half an hour wandering around in the wee morning hours carrying a serrated kitchen knife.

And now my crazy next door neighbors are threatening to beat each other to death. God I love hillbillies.

Have a great day, duckies, and tell me how life is going, yeah? Sorry I'm kind of out of commission atm, but there isn't much I can do at present moment. (Oh Lordy, somebody's going to get shot. This shit is awesome.)

ILYGUISE.

♥ Becca